What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:
Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?
have u ever fuckin heard of a double date
Hopefully I can brighten people’s days c:
Tumblr in 2014: Let's ironically imitate meme loving fucks aw shit we've become real meme loving fucks
seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater
middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is
Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.
but how would a SNAIL react to the friendzone
The friendzone is a myth perpetrated by misogynists who use it to shame their female friends into sex. I am absolutely disgusted by it.
this post has offended so many men and its hilarious. thank you snailofficial
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle