kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(Source: dilated)

yaoihandspom:

annilylf:

chairisse:

purifiedbarns:

wreckedanus:

[AGGRESSIVELY RAPS] WAITING FOR THE BUS IN THE RAIN

[BEATBOXES INTENSELY] WHERE IS THE BUS THE BUS IS LATE 

[BUS INTENSIFIES]

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ITS BACK

(Source: newyearsdeath)

sushinfood:

kaworushin:

fuck


fuck

night-people:

xharries:

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

THIS IS CUTE PLEASE

(Source: jceygatto)

the-troyler-phan:

stability:

This sums up all my friendships with anyone ever

Idk which face is the most accurate
lightclay:

This Pokeball changes color according to the color of your blog (: try dragging it
usamodoki:

4/20 praise it

Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.

polarisopposites:

lightning8d:

castielsteenwolf:

castielsteenwolf:

This one time i was in church and my mom said she would give me 10$ if while the priest was flinging “holy water” at us i would run into the aisle once he passed and start hissing and screaming “IT BURNS” 

do u know how many angry Christians i got in my inbox because of this

666?

Why isn’t anyone talking about what a great sense of humor your mom has?

scatteringstarslikesprinkles:

iamspacekisses:

I AM CRYING

HE WAS POSSESSED BY THE DEVIL AND DRANK DEMON BLOOD
lazyenigma:

100% legit
lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x
abominablemothman:

paandi:

weaslee: